2017小学英语双语阅读：老板最大

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　　鸡蛋在哪里？

　　老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？

　　学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。

　　老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？

　　学生：在蛋糕里，先生

　　Tom is a little boy， and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out， and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him，“Why do you buy so many tickets？ How many friends do you meet？” “No， I have no friends here，but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”

　　After Keaop It

　　“Boy， why have you got cotton-wool in your ear？ Is it infected？” “No， sir， but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ， so I am trying to stop it.” “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？”

　　“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”

　　“I‘m sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy’s tooth .”

　　“Twenty d ollars！ Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work！”

　　“Yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”

　　“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”

　　“20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。”

　　“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”

　　TWO：

　　Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example？

　　John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short.

　　老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？

　　约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。

　　The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again， and said he：“Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon， where are they？”

　　“I‘ll venture an answer， “ said an old lady. “We have worn them off sitting here so long.”.

　　教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了？”

　　“我来试试看，”一位老太太说。

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